The Running of the Bulls
Tonight a herd of bulls chased us down to within an inch of our lives. Okay, so they were bullocks and it was within 30 feet, but still, they were really big and a lot faster than you'd think.
And so with our newfound appreciation for not having been the victim of a stampede, let us share this bit of wisdom... In the moments before you are either gored, trampled, or propelled over a fence via a superhuman burst of adrenalin, there is nothing sweeter than the recollection of your last earthly meal eaten with lovely friends and happy children. Okay, that and the sound of a friend's laughter coming from somewhere behind you.
Do more of that.